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flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
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Why is George holding the phone upside down?
ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE FUCKING ALIEN CHILDREN??
I WAS FUCKING RIGHT I TOLD EVERYBODY ALIENS EXISTED AND THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT I WAS FUCKING RIGHT
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.
it’s a baby lightsaber
CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?
I would not recommend it
There are four types of people on here…
- Let’s stab someone
- slicey slicey and toasty toasty
- Let’s have a baby light saber duell
- Let’s fuck a the light saber
The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…
oh god that was beautiful