sloth-are-fabolous

clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

4gifs:

Walmart Mario Kart. [vid]

4gifs:

Walmart Mario Kart. [vid]

sherlocked-molly:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

pr0misez:

jchan-art:

selizabeth22:

ultrafacts:

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Why is George holding the phone upside down?

ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE FUCKING ALIEN CHILDREN??

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT I TOLD EVERYBODY ALIENS EXISTED AND THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

hiddlesneezes:

tennowman:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it

There are four types of people on here…
Let’s stab someone
slicey slicey and toasty toasty
Let’s have a baby light saber duell
Let’s fuck a the light saber

hiddlesneezes:

tennowman:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it

There are four types of people on here…

  1. Let’s stab someone
  2. slicey slicey and toasty toasty
  3. Let’s have a baby light saber duell
  4. Let’s fuck a the light saber

edens-blog:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

oh god that was beautiful

edens-blog:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

oh god that was beautiful

4gifs:

Whaling is the new planking. [vid]

4gifs:

Whaling is the new planking. [vid]